Principal Cooke is the principal of James Earl Jones High School. He is in a relationship with Ms. Frankie.
Biography[]
Cooke had a traumatic childhood due to being constantly chastised by his father, openly wishing that his mother had miscarried her. He was literally named Principal, as his father intended for him to become a school Principal. He also bullied his son for trying to learn how to play the trumpet, as this was the instrument his brother Trumpet played. Trumpet had previously died in a cookie explosion, which Principal feels guilt over. In the present day, Principal is a very strict authority figure, wasting no opportunity to join in on bullying Yumyulack and Jesse for being aliens. He is known to have sex with Ms. Frankie on school grounds, during school and during summer vacation. He is also shown to be manipulative, feigning stupidity to get a free seat upgrade while ordering plane tickets on the phone.